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Hello, user! I am no normal waffle. In fact I'm a Ultra Waffle, hence the name, here's a bit about me:
I was born in the Dog Man Universe with one of those waffle making things. However, I wasn't a normal waffle. I was part of science. The scientists were able to bring me to life with Living Spray, and then things got complicated. Many people made fun of me, and tried to eat me sometimes, but I never went stale, so I always had to last laugh. I went on to become a scientist myself, and did many experiments. I mixed cat and my DNA and made a formula so I could have 9 lives. I currently have 5, don't ask about the 8th one. Then one day, I created a way to travel across the Multiverse, and ended up in your world. Sadly, all my notes were destroyed, and I have no idea how to get back. I now read the Dog Man books to catch up on what's happening in my original universe. And I'm hoping, one day, I could talk with Dav Pilkey. He might be the only person who could send me back.
Ranking: #117/2157 or Top 5.5%
How I lost my lives[edit | edit source]
9: When I first tried to insert cat DNA into me, I did a test. I dropped a piano on me, but I survived. Pretty stupid way to waste a life now that I think about it.
8: We don't talk about this one.
7: When I first arrived in your world, it was pretty confusing. Some stuff was the same, but technology wasn't nearly as good in my home universe. I fell asleep one night at a restaurant (I had no home, so yeah), and when I woke up, I was in someones mouth being chewed up. Then it was just black. Hours later, I'm in some sort of ceramic bowl. I washed my eyes afterward.
6: This is another stupid one. I told a cringe joke on Gumballs page. I died of cringe and laughter.
Shoutouts[edit | edit source]
Friends outside the Fandom World: @MegaChocolate, @TheSonicShow28.
Friends inside the Fandom World: @Spunky_beloved.
Okay that's it, time to leave.
Why are you still here?
BTW, if you like waffles, you technically like me and that's kinda gay.
My son's so dumb, IQ 21. You are my son, IQ 21.
STOP. SCROLLING. DOWN.
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