Editing User:Ryanlam123456

“Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures who entered the forest to keep peace. Long Bird’s scales could measure every sin, and were fair and just.”

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i am an (un)certified moron. professional door opener, asylumer and blackmailer.

i uh im big dumb i do shitt art in small time

🌳🚫🍃 is a fire series, 🧀 cooked

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current hyperfixatipn: the hunt

past hyperfixations: tower defense simulator, among us, doors, item asylum, splatoon

==friens==

*[[User:SunkyEnjoyer|SunkyEnjoyer]] (tc2 addict)
*[[User:NotSneakyman194|NotSneakyman194]] (mooshroom)
*Coffeeshroom (mooshroom #2)
*PixelatedAI (one of THE robots of all time)
*LaurenVideoGames (goodbye friend, hope youre doing well wherever you are. your parents are a bitch)
*-metfodder- (cannon fodder)
*mari (illumina jumpscare)
*uhh idk i guess everyone here is my friend idfk

= '''PSA NEVER PLAY GAMES WITH SHIT SPELLING LIKE “KICK DOOR SIMULATOR” THEY ARE 8ALMOST GUARANTEED TO BE ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS ATROCIOUS ABYSMALLY SHIT CASH GRABS DESIGNED TO PREY ON CHILDREN’S INNOCENCE ASKING FOR THEIR MOMMY’S CREDIT CARDS SO THEY CAN GET THE RARE NEW PET (LOOKING AT YOU PET SIM X)'''=

==how to dor ==

*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000148819 Part 1: The Basics]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000148895 Part 2: Entities and Items]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000148995 Part 3: Puzzles and Other Mechanics]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000149111 Part 4: The Rooms]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000149221 Part 5: SUPER HARD MODE!!!]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000149304 Part 6: Modifiers, NFS and Hotel Hell]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000161850 Part 7: The Backdoor]

*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000162227 Special Edition: The Hadal Blacksite]

==item asylum juggernauts based on doors wikians==

*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151205 Ryan Impostor]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151231 Miner TV]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151265 Sneaky]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151346 Coffeeshroom]

==random silly shit==

*Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
* It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
*The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
*The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
*Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
* Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
* Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
*"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
*Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
* Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
*Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
*Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
*Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
*No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
*“I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
*“The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
*“The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
*“The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
*The birds got upset.
*“We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
*Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
* “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
*“But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
* “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
*The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
*Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
*The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.
* But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
*Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives."