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"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." 

“Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” 

“Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.”





hi (insert ur username here since the username template doesnt work) welcome to ym silly lil page

i am a self-proclaimed (un)certified moron. professional door opener, asylumer and blackmailer.

chaotic neutral-evil gremlin, it is advised to stay away from this wikian

absolutely atrocious at art.

i made how to dor. i have every achievement in dor i should be more than qualified to do these guides. read them (and trinity) now

🌳🚫🍃 is a fire series, 🧀 cooked

joifewviervjowrfnjoefwjnkewdnkj

current hyperfixatipn: i have absolutely no idea

past hyperfixations: tower defense simulator, among us, doors, item asylum, splatoon, the hunt

==friens==

*[[User:SunkyEnjoyer|SunkyEnjoyer]] (tc2 addict)
*[[User:NotSneakyman194|NotSneakyman194]] (mooshroom)
*Coffeeshroom (mooshroom #2)
*PixelatedAI (one of THE robots of all time)
*LaurenVideoGames (goodbye friend, hope youre doing well wherever you are. your parents are a bitch)
*-metfodder- (cannon fodder)
*mari (illumina jumpscare)
*KingDuster (imagine getting possessed by a mind demon couldnt be me smh smh)
*uhh idk i guess everyone here is my friend idfk

= '''PSA NEVER PLAY GAMES WITH CRAP SPELLING LIKE “KICK DOOR SIMULATOR” THEY ARE 8ALMOST GUARANTEED TO BE ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS ATROCIOUS ABYSMALLY CRAP CASH GRABS DESIGNED TO PREY ON CHILDREN’S INNOCENCE ASKING FOR THEIR MOMMY’S CREDIT CARDS SO THEY CAN GET THE RARE NEW PET (LOOKING AT YOU PET SIM X)'''=

==how to dor ==
A crappy guide for your travels in the hotel, packed with tips and stuff.

Revisions are basically either a rewrite of the guide entirely, or a minor update, fixing grammar mistakes and adding new strategies/tips/info. These are posted seperately from the former versions, as I can’t update them after 1 day without asking a discussion mod due to Fandom’s crappy rules.

[https://www.wattpad.com/myworks/356986281-how-to-dor,-definitive-edition-a-guide-for-your-travels-in-the-hotel how to dor on Wattpad. It’s kinda outdated, I haven’t bothered updating it recently.]

=== Main Chapters ===
'''This might have outdated information, as I cannot update it without asking a discussion moderator to update it.'''
==== The Re-Rewrite ====

* Introduction: An Introduction to Opening Doors (soon!)
* Chapter 1: F1 ~ The Hotel (soon!)
* Chapter 2: F2 ~ The Mines (soon!)
* Chapter 3; F3 ~ The Castle (soon!)
* Chapter 1S: F1R ~ The Rooms (soon!)
* Chapter 2S: F0 ~ The Backdoor (soon!)
* Chapter 3S: F1G ~ The Garden (soon!)
* Chapter 1X: Modifiers (soon!)
* Chapter 2X: Badge Hunting (soon!)
* Chapter 3X: Speedrunning (soon!)
* Chapter 1E: April Fools 2023 ~ SUPER HARD MODE!!! (soon!)
* Chapter 2E: April Fools 2024 ~ Retro Mode (soon!)
* Chapter 3E: Halloween 2024 ~ Trick or Treat (soon!)
* Chapter 4E: April Fools 2025 ~ Ranked / Party Mode (soon!)

==== The Re-Rewrite ~ Special Editions ====
Covers other Doors-likes and collabs with DOORS.

* Special Edition 1D: Foundation in Hell, Founded in Hell ~ The Foundation [The Foundation] (soon!)
* Special Edition 1 Ch.1: You’ll Expect To Return /// The Hadal Blacksite [Pressure ~ Worth The Wait] (soon!)
* Special Edition 1 Ch.1S: A Guidebook for Getting Infinite Smoothies /// The Raveyard [Pressure ~ The Raveyard]
* Special Edition 1 Ch.2S: The Hunter Becomes The Hunted /// The Outskirts & The Vault [Pressure ~ The Hunted]
* Special Edition 1 Ch.1E: Ryan’s Basics in Not Looking at Eyefest & Opening Doors /// The EVIL Hadal Blacksite [Pressure ~ April Fools 2024]
* Special Edition 1 Ch.2E: I’m Sorry to Flash Beacon You, Sebastian /// Three Nights at the Blacksite [Pressure ~ April Fools 2025]
* Special Edition 2: This Yellow Turd Can Go To Hell /// The Inn [The Inn] (soon!)
* Special Edition 3: The Fast Lane to Salvation /// Casstreph [Grace ~ Fruits of March] (soon!)

==== The First Rewrite ====
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000180045 Part 1-3: The Hotel] (Revision 3)
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000167908 Part 4: The Rooms] (Revision 2)
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000167879 Part 5: SUPER HARD MODE!!!] (Revision 2)
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000149304 Part 6: Modifiers]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000161850 Part 7: The Backdoor]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000164508 Part 8: Retro Mode]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000182837 Part 9: The Mines] (Revision 3)
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000185231 Part 10: Trick or Treat]

==== Special Editions ====
Special Editions of how to dor cover stuff relating to Doors, such as Doors/Rooms fangames or the Doors Wiki itself.
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000162446 Special Edition 1: H E L L . /// How to Survive the (Golden Age) Doors Wiki]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000179205 Special Edition 2 PT 1: How to Extract Crystals /// The Hadal Blacksite (Pressure)] (Revision 3)
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000166962 Special Edition 2 PT 2: Baldi’s Little Game of Tag /// The EVIL Hadal Blacksite (Pressure April Fools 2024)]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183886 Special Edition 2 PT 3: Where’s The Infinite Beer? /// The Raveyard (Pressure The Raveyard)]
*[https://item-asylum-wiki.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000097163 Special Edition 2 PT 4: The Hunter Becomes The Hunted /// The Outskirts and The Vault] (Pressure The Hunt Mega Edition) 
*[https://item-asylum-wiki.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000097268 Special Edition 2 PT 5: I’m Sorry To Interrupt You, Sebastian /// Three Nights at The Blacksite] (Pressure April Fools 2025)
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000168490 Special Edition 3: We Are (Not) Infinity /// The Rooms... AND Doors (Rooms & Doors)]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000168897 Special Edition 4: For Newborn Babies Only /// A Laconic Guide to the Entirety of Doors]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000188000 Special Edition 5: Gotta Go Fast /// Casstreph (Grace)] | [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000188000/r/4400000000001143540 Addendum 1]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000196009 Special Edition 6: im so delululusional chat /// The Rooms… but DELUSIONAL (Delusional Office)] (UNFINISHED)
*Special Edition 9: Minced Meat and Dispelled Voids /// Tower Heroes Crossover (soon!)

==== Doorstober 2024 Bite-Sized Guides ====

* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000182995 Day 1: Guiding Light]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000182998 Day 2: Hide]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183170 Day 3: Ambush]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183298 Day 4: Snare]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183444 Day 5: A-90]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183785 Day 6: Grumble]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183797 Day 7: Figure]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183896 Day 8: Blitz]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183911 Day 9: Screech]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184105 Day 10: Curious Light]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184108 Day 11: Dupe]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184113 Day 12: Dread]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184133 Day 13: Eyes]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000182848 Day 14: Rush]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000182959 Day 15: Giggle]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183188 Day 16: The Lookman]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183291 Day 17: A-120]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183427 Day 18: Haste]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183783 Day 19: Halt]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184289 Day 20: Jumpscare Entities - Jack, Shadow, Timothy]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184338 Day 21: Jeff Shop Trio - Jeff, El Goblino, Bob]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000183993 Day 22: Seek]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184815 Day 25: Glitch]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000184840 Day 26: Gloombats]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000185007 Day 29: A-60]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000185228 Day 30: Void]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000185231 Day 31: Chapter 10 - Trick or Treat!]

==== Legacy Chapters ====
'''These chapters are outdated, and do not meet my current quality standards for these guides.'''
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000148819 Part 1: The Basics]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000148895 Part 2: Entities and Items]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000148995 Part 3: Puzzles and Other Mechanics]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000168167 Part 1-3: The Hotel] (Revision 2)
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000149111 Part 4: The Rooms]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000149221 Part 5: SUPER HARD MODE!!!]
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000176098 Part 9: The Mines] (Revision 1) | [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000179861 Part 9: The Mines] (Revision 2)
* [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000162227 Special Edition 2: The Hadal Blacksite] (Revision 1) | [https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000166960 Special Edition 2 PT 1: The Hadal Blacksite] (Revision 2)

==item asylum juggernauts based on doors wikians==

*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151205 Ryan Impostor]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151231 Miner TV]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151265 Sneaky]
*[https://doors-game.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000151346 Coffeeshroom]

==random silly crap==

*Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
* It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
*The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
*The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
*Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
* Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
* Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
*"Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
*Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
* Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
*Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
*Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
*Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
*No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
*“I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
*“The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
*“The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
*“The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
*The birds got upset.
*“We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
*Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
* “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
*“But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
* “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
*The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
*Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
*The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.
* But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
*Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives.