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</image> <label>About</label> <label>Join Date</label> <label>Nicknames/Aliases</label> <label>Fandoms</label> <label>Gender</label> <label>Preferred Pronouns</label> <label>Timezone</label> <label>Other</label> <group collapse="open"> <header source="personal">Personal</header> <label>Age</label> <label>Birthday</label> <label>Height</label> <label>Nationality</label> <label>Ethnicity</label> <label>Other</label> </group> <group collapse="open"> <header source="links">Links</header> <label>Discord</label> <label>X</label> <label>Guilded</label> <label>Roblox</label> <label>Reddit</label> <label>Facebook</label> <label>Wattpad</label> <label>Tiktok</label> <label>Youtube</label> <label>Spouse</label> <label>Family</label> <label>Friends</label> <label>Other</label> </group> <group collapse="open"> <header source="favourites">Favourites</header> <label>Favourite Fandom</label> <label>Favourite Entity</label> <label>Favourite Item</label> <label>Favourite OST</label> <label>Favourite Game</label> <label>Favourite Colour</label> <label>Favourite Food</label> <label>Favourite Drink</label> <label>Other</label> </group> </infobox> "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just." “Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?” “Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.” hi (insert ur username here since the username template doesnt work) welcome to ym silly lil page i am a self-proclaimed (un)certified moron. professional door opener, asylumer and blackmailer. chaotic neutral-evil gremlin, it is advised to stay away from this wikian absolutely atrocious at art. i made how to dor. i have every achievement in dor i should be more than qualified to do these guides. read them (and trinity) now 🌳🚫🍃 is a fire series, 🧀 cooked joifewviervjowrfnjoefwjnkewdnkj current hyperfixatipn: i have absolutely no idea past hyperfixations: tower defense simulator, among us, doors, item asylum, splatoon, the hunt

friens

• SunkyEnjoyer (tc2 addict)
• NotSneakyman194 (mooshroom)
• Coffeeshroom (mooshroom #2)
• PixelatedAI (one of THE robots of all time)
• LaurenVideoGames (goodbye friend, hope youre doing well wherever you are. your parents are a bitch)
• -metfodder- (cannon fodder)
• mari (illumina jumpscare)
• KingDuster (imagine getting possessed by a mind demon couldnt be me smh smh)
• uhh idk i guess everyone here is my friend idfk

PSA NEVER PLAY GAMES WITH CRAP SPELLING LIKE “KICK DOOR SIMULATOR” THEY ARE 8ALMOST GUARANTEED TO BE ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS ATROCIOUS ABYSMALLY CRAP CASH GRABS DESIGNED TO PREY ON CHILDREN’S INNOCENCE ASKING FOR THEIR MOMMY’S CREDIT CARDS SO THEY CAN GET THE RARE NEW PET (LOOKING AT YOU PET SIM X)

how to dor

A crappy guide for your travels in the hotel, packed with tips and stuff.

Revisions are basically either a rewrite of the guide entirely, or a minor update, fixing grammar mistakes and adding new strategies/tips/info. These are posted seperately from the former versions, as I can’t update them after 1 day without asking a discussion mod due to Fandom’s crappy rules.

how to dor on Wattpad. It’s kinda outdated, I haven’t bothered updating it recently.

This might have outdated information, as I cannot update it without asking a discussion moderator to update it.

The Re-Rewrite

• Introduction: An Introduction to Opening Doors (soon!)
• Chapter 1: A Hotel Literally In Hell ~ The Hotel (soon!)
• Chapter 2: It’s Not Really Too Hard of a Place (Except 190-199) ~ The Mines (soon!)
• Chapter 3; Google En Passant ~ The Castle (soon!)

• Chapter 1S: The Rooms… BUT It’s In Doors ~ The Rooms (soon!)
• Chapter 2S: What Goes Around, Comes Back Around ~ The Backdoor (soon!)
• Chapter 3S: Go Outdoors and Touch Grass ~ The Outdoors (soon!)

• Chapter 1X: Modifiers (soon!)
• Chapter 2X: Badge Hunting (soon!)
• Chapter 3X: Speedrunning (soon!)

• Chapter 1E: April Fools 2023 ~ SUPER HARD MODE!!! (soon!)
• Chapter 2E: April Fools 2024 ~ Retro Mode (soon!)
• Chapter 3E: Halloween 2024 ~ Trick or Treat (soon!)
• Chapter 4E: April Fools 2025 ~ Ranked / Party Mode (soon!)

The Re-Rewrite ~ Special Editions

Covers other Doors-likes and collabs with DOORS.

• Special Edition 1 Ch.1: You’ll Expect to Return ~ The Hadal Blacksite [Pressure ~ Worth The Wait] (soon!)
• Special Edition 1 Ch.1S: Treasure Map to Infinite Smoothies ~ The Raveyard [Pressure ~ The Raveyard]
• Special Edition 1 Ch.2S: The Hunter Becomes The Hunted ~ The Outskirts & The Vault [Pressure ~ The Hunted]
• Special Edition 1 Ch.1E: Ryan’s Basics in Not Looking at Eyefest & Opening Doors ~ The EVIL Hadal Blacksite [Pressure ~ April Fools 2024]
• Special Edition 1 Ch.2E: I’m Sorry to Flash Beacon You, Sebastian ~ Three Nights at the Blacksite [Pressure ~ April Fools 2025]
• Special Edition 2: This Yellow Turd Can Go To Hell ~ The Inn [The Inn] (soon!)
• Special Edition 3: The Fast Lane to Salvation ~ The Maze [Grace] (soon!)
• Special Edition 4: When Hiding Doesn’t Work, Use More Gun ~ ??? [Project Nova] (soon!)

• Special Edition 1D: Foundation in Hell, Founded in Hell ~ The Foundation [The Foundation] (soon!)
• Special Edition 2D: It’s a Timeline Split, Not a Paradox ~ The Lab [DOORS: Paradox] (soon!)

• Special Edition 0R: The One That Started It All ~ The Rooms… BUT It’s The Original [Rooms] (soon!)
• Special Edition 1R: Car Crash, Glass Shattering, Absolute Delulu ~ The Rooms… BUT You’re Delusional [Delusional Office] (soon!)
• Special Edition 2R: Revisiting Familiar Rooms ~ The Rooms… BUT Revisited [Rooms: Revisited] (soon!)
• Special Edition 3R: We Aren’t Infinity, Just One Thousand ~ The Rooms… AND Doors [Rooms & Doors] (soon!)

The First Rewrite

• Part 1-3: The Hotel (Revision 3)
• Part 4: The Rooms (Revision 2)
• Part 5: SUPER HARD MODE!!! (Revision 2)
• Part 6: Modifiers
• Part 7: The Backdoor
• Part 8: Retro Mode
• Part 9: The Mines (Revision 3)
• Part 10: Trick or Treat

Special Editions

Special Editions of how to dor cover stuff relating to Doors, such as Doors/Rooms fangames or the Doors Wiki itself.

• Special Edition 1: H E L L . /// How to Survive the (Golden Age) Doors Wiki
• Special Edition 2 PT 1: How to Extract Crystals /// The Hadal Blacksite (Pressure) (Revision 3)
• Special Edition 2 PT 2: Baldi’s Little Game of Tag /// The EVIL Hadal Blacksite (Pressure April Fools 2024)
• Special Edition 2 PT 3: Where’s The Infinite Beer? /// The Raveyard (Pressure The Raveyard)
• Special Edition 2 PT 4: The Hunter Becomes The Hunted /// The Outskirts and The Vault (Pressure The Hunt Mega Edition)
• Special Edition 2 PT 5: I’m Sorry To Interrupt You, Sebastian /// Three Nights at The Blacksite (Pressure April Fools 2025)
• Special Edition 3: We Are (Not) Infinity /// The Rooms... AND Doors (Rooms & Doors)
• Special Edition 4: For Newborn Babies Only /// A Laconic Guide to the Entirety of Doors
• Special Edition 5: Gotta Go Fast /// The Maze (Grace) | Addendum 1
• Special Edition 6: im so delululusional chat /// The Rooms… but DELUSIONAL (Delusional Office) (UNFINISHED)
• Special Edition 9: Minced Meat and Dispelled Voids /// Tower Heroes Crossover (soon!)

Doorstober 2024 Bite-Sized Guides

• Day 1: Guiding Light
• Day 2: Hide
• Day 3: Ambush
• Day 4: Snare
• Day 5: A-90
• Day 6: Grumble
• Day 7: Figure
• Day 8: Blitz
• Day 9: Screech
• Day 10: Curious Light
• Day 11: Dupe
• Day 12: Dread
• Day 13: Eyes
• Day 14: Rush
• Day 15: Giggle
• Day 16: The Lookman
• Day 17: A-120
• Day 18: Haste
• Day 19: Halt
• Day 20: Jumpscare Entities - Jack, Shadow, Timothy
• Day 21: Jeff Shop Trio - Jeff, El Goblino, Bob
• Day 22: Seek
• Day 25: Glitch
• Day 26: Gloombats
• Day 29: A-60
• Day 30: Void
• Day 31: Chapter 10 - Trick or Treat!

Legacy Chapters

These chapters are outdated, and do not meet my current quality standards for these guides.

• Part 1: The Basics
• Part 2: Entities and Items
• Part 3: Puzzles and Other Mechanics
• Part 1-3: The Hotel (Revision 2)
• Part 4: The Rooms
• Part 5: SUPER HARD MODE!!!
• Part 9: The Mines (Revision 1) | Part 9: The Mines (Revision 2)
• Special Edition 2: The Hadal Blacksite (Revision 1) | Special Edition 2 PT 1: The Hadal Blacksite (Revision 2)

item asylum juggernauts based on doors wikians

• Ryan Impostor
• Miner TV
• Sneaky
• Coffeeshroom

random silly crap

• Once upon a time, three happy birds lived in a warm and lush forest. The birds had no names, though the creatures of the forest would call them Big Bird, Long Bird, and Small Bird. Everyone lived freely and happily together in the peaceful forest. The birds wanted the forest to be safe more than anyone else, that way creatures from the outside could visit and have fun.
• It was a warm and sunny afternoon when a stranger visited the peaceful forest. He was a traveler, pioneer, and prophet, but at the same time, he was a nobody. He wanted to enter the forest, but the birds found him suspicious, so they didn't let him in.
• The stranger, angered, told the birds as he left: “Soon, a tragedy will befall the forest. It will be tainted with misdeeds and evil, and there will be constant conflict. The tragedies will only stop when a terrible beast appears and devours everything. The sun and moon will shine upon the forest no longer; the forest will never go back to what it was before.”
• The birds worried about the prophecy. What if conflicts really break out and a beast shows up to harm the forest just like the man said? That's when the birds decided to become the guardians of the forest. They loved this forest more than anyone else did, so they wanted to protect the creatures living in the forest and keep the peace.
• Big Bird, with its many eyes, decided to watch over the forest for intruders. For Big Bird's eyes could see very far, and see things we cannot see.
• Then somebody said, “But what if the beast shows up in the middle of the night, when the sky is dark and everyone is asleep?”
• Worried, Big Bird burned all of its feathers to make an everlasting lamp. Now the creatures of the forest were under Big Bird's constant watch, day and night.
• "Long Bird weighed the sins of creatures that enter the forest to keep peace. Long Bird's scales could measure every sins, and were fair and just."
• Then somebody said, “But what if the scale doesn't tip in either direction someday?”
• Worried, Long Bird made a scale that always tipped to one side. That way every judgement would yield a clear verdict.
• Small Bird decided to punish the creatures' wrongdoings with its beak.
• Then somebody said, “But your beak is so small, no one would find it hurtful.”
• Worried, Small Bird tore its mouth wide so it could swallow any creature in one bite.
• No one could visit the forest anymore, and bad rumors about the forest began to spread outside.
• “I heard terrible things happen to any creature that enters the forest.”
• “The Big Bird is always watching the creatures of the forest, there's no freedom.”
• “The Long Bird's scale isn't fair at all.”
• “The Small Bird's punishment is so scary.”
• The birds got upset.
• “We work so hard to protect the forest; why doesn't anyone appreciate our effort?”
• Fewer and fewer visitors came to the forest, more and more creatures were complaining, fights broke out daily, and yet the birds continued to work even harder to make the forest peaceful again, but...
• “No, this forest is so vast and wide, the three of us aren't enough to protect all of it.”
• “But there is no creature to protect this forest but us.”
• “If we combined our power, we could be stronger.”
• The day when Big Bird's eyes that could see hundreds of kilometers away, Long Bird who could judge any sin, and Small Bird's mouth that could devour everything united into one, darkness fell upon the forest. Creatures screamed in terror and fear at the sight of the bird, and the forest soon fell into mayhem.
• Then, in the middle of all the chaotic cries, someone shouted: “It's the beast! A big, scary monster lives in the black, dusky forest!”
• The beast is here? The three birds, now as one, looked around but there was no one to be seen. The bird began to prowl the forest, looking for the beast. The forest would be in trouble if the beast really showed up.
• But there was nothing. There were no creatures, no sun and moon, and no beast. All that was left was just a bird and the Black Forest. Since then, there were only nights dark as pitch.
• Rumor says there is a terrible beast in the Black Forest where no one lives.